RANDOM THOUGHTS
Over the years a preacher will take a lot of notes at lectureships and gospel meetings as well as other events. The following are some of those notes this preacher has accumulated:
“Dear Abby, I’m in love with two women and neither of them is my wife. Will you please tell me what to do and don’t give me any of that objective moral stuff.”
Abby’s reply, “Sir, the only difference between men and animals is that moral objective stuff. Next time don’t write to me write to a veterinarian.”
**Someone advertised a 900 number to pray for you with guaranteed results.
Cost $3.00
**Someone gave a commentary to Bro. Marshall Keeble. He looked at it and turned back to the giver and said, “The Bible sheds a lot of light on this book.”
**A church group was putting up a sign when a fellow passed by. The fellow said, “I will make a contribution if you will put on that sign, ‘This is a church of Christ.’” They said, “No.” He then said, “I will make a contribution if you will put on the sign, ‘This is not a church of Christ.’”
Guess what their reply was? “No.”
**Bro. Marshall Keeble said, “Without Christ man would be nothing more than a mud ball with a neck tie.”
**Regarding the bumper sticker, “Honk if you love Jesus.” Another bumper sticker said, “Any fool can honk a horn, if you love Jesus do what he tells you to do.”
Those of us who knew and loved Bro. Johnny Ramsey knew of his love for and use of scripture. In a meeting at Bremen, GA in 2001 he said the following:
** “In 1550 Cardinals informed the Pope that the Bible must be kept away from the people else they would know of their error.”
** There is not enough Bible coming from the pulpit to save a peanut.”
Larry